Mommy Stuff

Mommy Has to Pee

“Hurry up and get out of the car, honey.  Mommy has to pee really bad.”

“Okay.  Can you pee like me and Daddy?”

“No, honey, I can’t.  I don’t have a penis.”

“Oh, ya.  You only have a bum.”

“No, honey, I have a vagina.”

“Oh.  Does Daddy have a vagina too?”

“No honey, I’m a girl and girls have vaginas.  You and Daddy and E. are boys, and boys have penises.”

“Ya.  And we have wieners too.”

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