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Anatomy lesson from a two-year old

A. came into our bedroom this morning carrying a book: He wanted me to read it to him.  I was still laying in bed and had just finished feeding E.

A: “That’s mommy’s boobie!  Mommy has two boobies.”

Me: “Thats right, I have two boobies.”

A: “Weewee Bwudder eats milk in mommy’s boobies.”

Me: “That’s right, A..  You’re very smart.

A: “Daddy doesn’t have boobies…  Daddy has a penis.  Mommy doesn’t have a penis.”

Me: “Nope, I don’t have a penis.”

A: “A. has a penis.  Weewee Bwudder has a penis. Daddy has a penis.  Mommy doesn’t have a penis.  Mommy has boobies.”

And with that, we proceeded to read “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”

11 thoughts on “Anatomy lesson from a two-year old

    1. (maybe this is not the time to tell you that I was puked on last night…)
      In all honesty though, parenting is the best!

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